Posts Tagged ‘shop work’

Not hiding

Golly goodness me, where has that semi-properly-employed wench got to? (re: the rant below. This followed a below average day in the ongoing war between retail and customers. Thankfully, there was no blood, as glasses are suprisingly sharp. I’m also annoyed at the sensation of boldly going nowhere. Now, an hour out of my mood, [...]

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Induction for the Inductee, and being only 13 months late

Today there was a customer that learnt that if you are going to shout at me down the phone, I might not be motivated to work harder. I also took part in an office pool for the Grand National (it’s not a good sign if the five horses you chose at random do not appear [...]

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Workin’ 9-5

So, apart from the disappointment of being a failure, life has been busy. My job needed me to come in throughout the week, but thankfully I was able to fit into a trip to London before I was caught in 9-5ness a the opticians. Needless to say, I had a great time in the bright [...]

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Me: 1, Boredom: 0

It’s always nice when plans. no matter how vague, come together. However, it would have been nice to interview my MP on my hospital radio show, without covering myself in mud 5 minutes beforehand. I had actually gone out of my way to dress like a professional (skirt and all), and just as I went [...]

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Stupid stuff wot customers said, innit.

This is a small collection of quotes, questions and general enquiries that I heard while working over Christmas, at other jobs, and just recently. However, I will probably end up updating this as more occur to me. I submit these to the jury, only to show that the customer is not always right: *** Customer: [...]

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Interview-tastic shenanigans and getting up on my high horse

Well, I had the interview on friday and a follow up on monday, and once again I am being all cautious about it. This is out of habit and a semi-superstition that I have. I am scared that if I turn round from the interviews, particularly a second stage interview, and say  ’actually, that went [...]

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You know when you are working over Christmas when…

You can go to work, walk past a busy shop floor full of people whilst wearing your work top, and never get asked a question. However, the moment that one person queries you for something, you have 4 or 5 people try to interrupt you. You develop a personal relationship with the till.In fact, you [...]

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Dear Rude Customer

Hello there, It’s that chirpy girl behind the till, who served you five minutes ago. Unfortunately, it was a bit of a struggle, and after a hard day for you, the last thing you needed was for me to make life just that little bit harder for you. Of course, you were the one who [...]

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