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Hung like a horse

Last night, when I toddled off to bed after realising that I was so tired I couldn’t understand what people were saying on the tv, I honestly thought that any idea of a hung parliament was next to nil. After all (I considered as I brushed my teeth), the press had been going on about [...]

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Having a Mare

This week, my Mum came out with this classic, naive sentence about University Bureaucracy: “It’s only an Admissions office error! It will be fine!” After my fine establishment finally confirmed my place on the course (despite the length of time it took, my CRB and everything else effortlessly breezed through and got a nice tick [...]

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Sod that, find me a TARDIS!

Oh, the Onion, how I love thee…

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Drat, drat and quadruple drat!

1st: 4 majors, 13 minors. 2nd:  2 minors… and I can’t remember how many minors (for some reason, that entire test has become a mental blank to me, bar the drive home and moments of panic in the manouvers) 3rd: 1 major, 7 minors, 4th: 4 majors, 3(?) minors! The words, ‘I am so pissed [...]

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You know when you are working over Christmas when…

You can go to work, walk past a busy shop floor full of people whilst wearing your work top, and never get asked a question. However, the moment that one person queries you for something, you have 4 or 5 people try to interrupt you. You develop a personal relationship with the till.In fact, you [...]

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With great age, comes great responsibility

Let me set the scene: It’s wednesday morning at the school and two kids are discussing the finer points of rhyming the word ‘sink’ in their english lesson. As I walk past, one child goes: “Let’s ask an adult” and they turn to look at me. It takes me at least five seconds to realise [...]

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Adventures in Classroom Assisting

So, back to the school. I am currently learning a new set of names and personalities, with a view to actually know all of the children’s names in my class before July this time. I haven ‘t been back for a few weeks, so helping these children still feels rather new. Because this morning’s weather [...]

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Off to see the Wizard

I’m currently considering buggering off to Australia for a year on a holiday visa, after giving it some consideration last night. Here are the pluses and advantages to this idea: Advantages: I like Australia. I went out there a couple of years ago and had a really great time exploring Melbourne, almost drowning off the [...]

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Seed Report!

I couldn’t resist, and also it gives me a chance to not talk about the presentation I am currently making. So, currently sprouting away like the eager seedlings that they are, I now have sprouting some beetroot, carrots, butternut squashes, and lettuce. The tomatoes are being belligerent and not doing anything, but I’m guessing they [...]

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OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! / Plants/ So, Steiner Education…Iwoul

*runs about shouting “ohmygod!Ohmygod!Ohmygod!” doing that hand flapping movement and screaming like those girls in the jackets in Grease… who’s name I can’t remember and I know that I will at about 3am tomorrow morning* I’ve got 2 second stage interviews! I’m stunned, as I didn’t expect to get both of them, particularly after I [...]

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