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Job Centre Lowdown

A good friend of mine has become ‘involved’ with the job centre (because any other word gives the impression that she would like to spend time there). Like many of my other friends, and myself, who have had to throw themselves upon the bosom of a faceless bureaucracy, I hated every single moment of the [...]

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Not hiding

Golly goodness me, where has that semi-properly-employed wench got to? (re: the rant below. This followed a below average day in the ongoing war between retail and customers. Thankfully, there was no blood, as glasses are suprisingly sharp. I’m also annoyed at the sensation of boldly going nowhere. Now, an hour out of my mood, [...]

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This is what a NHS eye test DOES NOT mean

It does not mean we can try and lie about your eyes so you get a free test, It does not mean that I am going to make up a medical complaint so you can get a free test, It does not magically change age brackets to accommodate you. Any of the requests above actually [...]

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Stupid stuff wot customers said, innit.

This is a small collection of quotes, questions and general enquiries that I heard while working over Christmas, at other jobs, and just recently. However, I will probably end up updating this as more occur to me. I submit these to the jury, only to show that the customer is not always right: *** Customer: [...]

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The reading habits of those who have too much time on their hands…

Ugh… I’m not good at feeling under the weather. It’s my first cold for a few months, and while it isn’t the worst thing I have ever experienced (indeed, I have one friend who is really rather ill), I hate how tired it makes me feel. I can breathe, but all of my senses feel [...]

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You know when you are working over Christmas when…

You can go to work, walk past a busy shop floor full of people whilst wearing your work top, and never get asked a question. However, the moment that one person queries you for something, you have 4 or 5 people try to interrupt you. You develop a personal relationship with the till.In fact, you [...]

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All work and no play makes me… feel pretty productive.

“What have you been doing to wile away the hours, Graduatecalling?”   1. Work. This past fortnight has largely consisted of me jumping feet first into the explored yet still unchartered world of Christmas employment, but in an entirely positive and confidence building way. I deliberately state this-seemly obvious-fact as I have been part of [...]

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I need more Steampunk in my life

I am tired after a long day of figuring out (largely by memory, but also largely from Google) how to write a personal statement. From what I gather, it’s like writing a CV, but with more sentences. This occurred today while it rained outside, and I digested the teacher (of the class I volunteer with) thoughts [...]

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Another thing to add to the ‘Things that people don’t tell you when you are unemployed’ list

For the record, let’s just say that it is 21. 21. When you start working, you are exhausted by the end of the week. This is nothing really to complain about here. My saturday job needed me to work this week to cover someone else’s shift. Because I am no longer on the dole, I [...]

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Off to see the Wizard

I’m currently considering buggering off to Australia for a year on a holiday visa, after giving it some consideration last night. Here are the pluses and advantages to this idea: Advantages: I like Australia. I went out there a couple of years ago and had a really great time exploring Melbourne, almost drowning off the [...]

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